oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
