so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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