: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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