I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Let's get the cat blown out
So vagazzling was a success
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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