That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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