jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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