He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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