Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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