In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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