How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want her autograph on my taint
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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