Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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