who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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