Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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