Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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