I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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