I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the room spins SO much faster in panama
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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