I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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