Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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