at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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