This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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