STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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