you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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