pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Congratulations! We have a period
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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