what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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