I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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