apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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