i just had sex bonerless
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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