So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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