Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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