Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i think my cat just said my name.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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