dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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