Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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