party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
