I didn't shave. On purpose
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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