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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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