So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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