You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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