Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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