dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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