I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
