I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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