I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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