508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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