When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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