Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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