I heard we made out
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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