When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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