For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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