it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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