it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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