Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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