? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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