how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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