I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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