Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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