we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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