I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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