omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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